Why do I suck at being a lesbian?

Try blowing smoke in their faces. Did you try that? Some people like that. Maybe your scent is all wrong. Because people are actually attracted to scent. I don't know, I've never been with a girl that looked like you before or dressed like you. I attract really crazy/insane people. People think I'm pretty, but beyond weird. My girlfriends usually had a medium length hair cut. Damn, this headache never stops. I always flirt with straight women on purpose, to annoy them. I thinks it's because of all the straight people around you. They're so hard not to flirt with. I would have such a hard time letting you flirt with me, because of the straight women. You kissed a girl's hair? That's good, at least you got some practice on how to kiss sasquatch. That's all that matters. Women that look like you never have interest in me. Probably because it'd be way too awkward to flirt with me. So, I don't know why women flee from you. No offense, for some reason I've never found anyone who wears skate shoes all the time attractive. It's not something I hate, but I just don't notice those people as much. I'm always with someone who wears dress shoes, weird not many of those around. Or sneakers and combat boots/motorcycle boots.